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Five!!! Five fucking blades! That's the new shaving trend according to the nutcases at Gillette. Five blades on the front, one on the back and, if that's not enough, you also need an AAA battery for the gizmo. What's the deal now? Is it sexy now to show your bare skull? Or is it that this specific product is marketed for bears, gorillas, afghan hounds and other equally hairy critters? Who the hell is in such a desperate need of that kind of dangerously close shave?

This is just one of the many bastard children of Mother Marketing... Gillette? Wankers!